Ask Audrey: 'For too long now, the bridges of Cork have been named after nuns and Norries and hurlers'

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

How’re oo’ goin’ on? I’ve been friends with Mick Mike Mickey since we were four, and that wasn’t today nor yesterday. We’ve had great times down the years, and I still remember the celebrations locally when he became the first man in Dunmanway to own two pairs of socks. Anyway, I was reflecting on our friendship last night when it occurred to me that the man has been boring the hole out of me for the past 20 years. I’d sooner go on holidays with Shane Ross than meet the hoor again. How do think I might break it off with him, in an entirely un-gay manner?