Ask Audrey: Youghal without tracksuits is an entire town walking around in the nip

She's been sorting out Cork people for ages

>b>Like, totally what is the story man? It’s two months since I left Dalkey for just outside Ballydehob, to become a deep thinker and part-time kimchi pop-up concept guru. Yay, West Cork, great, let’s get even closer, so myself and my reiki instructor Crystal Mermaid (not her real name) decided to go to a Gaelic football match in the town. Got there, like everyone is speaking Pakistani. What in the name of my millionaire Dad is the story there?— Kai (not my real name), Ballydehob, smile dude, it might never happen.