Ask Audrey: 'I'm worried that Young Offenders will affect house prices in Sunday's Well'

She's been sorting out Cork people for ages...

Hello old stock. I was thinking of bringing my wife Marjorie to Fifty Shades Freed in Mahon Point , in the hope she might tie me to the couch when we get home. My only problem is I haven’t been to the cinema in ages, because you never know when you’ll end up sitting next to a trainee mechanic from Passage West. Will I look out of touch if I ask for the jumbo seats?