Profound shower thoughts brought to you by Nick Offerman

"Your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand." Huh...

Slightly personal question - when you're having a shower, do you ever find your mind wandering off to strange places?

Well, evidently, this does happen to quite a lot of people - so much so that there's an entire section on Reddit dedicated to the weird but also quite insightful thoughts people have in the shower.

Mashable thought it would be cool to get Nick Offerman (he of Parks and Recreation and moustache fame) to read some of these out loud and they were right. His deadpan delivery of these nonsensical/profound "shower thoughts" is just beautiful.

Check it out:

And here are some of today's best posts to r/ShowerThoughts.

Redditor 24points2blue muses:

"Global warming is the revenge of dinosaur ghosts because we disturbed their oily slumber."

Indeed...

And the charmingly named Teetheater wonders:

"In the word "scent", is it the S or the C that is silent?"

Excellent question. No idea.