Will the mini mogul have the X Factor?

… What Simon Cowell is likely to say when his baby arrives

After yesterday's news that Simon Cowell is to become a Dad for the first time with his friend's wife we thought we would attempt to gage his reaction when the baby arrives.

The 53-year-old is reportedly expecting a child with New York socialite Lauren Silverman who is still married to Cowell’s friend Andrew Silverman (although the pair are reportedly estranged).

That first cry will be of paramount importance.

Let's hope if it is a boy, he's handsome :/

Simon once said to a contestant, "Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator."

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Famed for Botox we imagine his 'mini-me' will be more acquainted with it than toothpaste.

Simon once said, "To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste."

And if it's a girl, she'll probably start the wrinkle reducing regime early.

With comments like this she will anyway...