Meet Clare Cullen

She's gonna educate all of ye not from the Emerald Isle about the things we Oirish have never been heard to say.
Sit up in the back there, America!
Now, take it away Clare.
And here's some of them in writing in case ye didn't understand the accent, like.
"From Ireland? So you're British?"! #ThingsIrishPeopleDontSay Video from @Clisare
— Alfred Reid (@alfierw288art) May 21, 2013
And a couple of the funnier ones suggested on twitter.
#thingsIrishpeopledontsay God I just love flying with Ryanair, great service.
— Nicola Bardon (@NicolaBardon) May 13, 2013
#thingsirishpeopledontsay That's the fourth pair of flip-flops I've worn out this Summer...
— Dr Paul O'Dwyer (@ShirtnTie) May 12, 2013