Ask Audrey: “I want him to tie me to the bed and pretend to be Donald Trump.”

I have this secret fantasy that I’d like to act out with my boyfriend. I want him to tie me to the bed and pretend to be Donald Trump. I know it’s a bit disgusting. Do you think I’m a pervert?

That’s what I said to my English professor in college.

He said ‘then how come you walked into my office wearing little more than a negligée on a wet Wednesday afternoon?’ I said great point, you have such an amazing mind. (I got a 2:1 in the end.)