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How yiz? I’d hate to be from Cork, celebrating winning the All Ireland Ladies football when everyone knows it was a draw. So how about a replay? — Heather, Cabra, never been to Cork.

Try and keep it that way. We’re devastated here on Leeside that ye were robbed of a draw. It can’t be easy getting a huge chunk of GAA funds and then losing at home to a pack of bleedin’ culchies from Cork. I haven’t seen such a sore loser since I beat my Conor at Spank Poker (in more ways than one.)