Posting a warning ahead of the All-Ireland replay between Mayo and Dublin on Sunday, the boys in blue took a meandering approach to their information update.
From jovial metaphors to children’s rhymes, the whole thing is a little bizarre.
Have a read for yourself.
There must be a new guy on desk who doesn’t quite get the ’cool’ vibe the police had previously been honing in on.
Never mind guys, just keep everyone safe on the day and we will be happy enough!