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Hey, how ya doin’? Meself and some other Donegal lads are heading up to Dublin for the match tomorrow and we were wondering how we might impress your Cork girls? - Murty, Bundoran, we’re wild good looking, hey.

Who cares what you look like? All we need to hear is the Donegal accent and we’re liable to forget everything the nuns told us about spur-of-the-moment sex with a stranger. (They were against it, unless your man could prove his father was a member of Little Island Golf Club.)