Everything heads south sooner or later

Suzi Godson says that sooner or later every other part of your anatomy will head south to keep your scrotum company.

Q. I’m 45 and my scrotum has become extremely droopy. When I make love I’m very self-conscious about them. Is there any way to tighten them?

A. Though you think that your wrinkly, hairy, oldish scrotal sac is a waste of space, it is actually a smart piece of anatomy because it is designed specifically to maintain your testicles at an optimum temperature for sperm production.