Mark Hayes: Party on people, it’s Oscar night

Want to crash an Oscars party? Our Corkman in Los Angeles, Mark Hayes has all you need to know.

Everyone (nobody) always (never) asks me every year (I have no friends): “Hey Marky boy, Mark, hey Mark, if I was to go to LA for the Oscars, where’s good to go? Before, during, after, where are the paaarties? Where’s hip? You’re hip, Marky boy, aren’t you, hip to the t-bone?”

Well, I tell myself, I am quite hip (I am on Snapchat after all, like all the cool kids, @trickaduu, hit me up), however, I actually don’t have a clue where’s good to go for the Oscars.