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I heard that Tinder is introducing a third option called the Super Like. How does that work, like? – Liz, Bishopstown.

Right now on Tinder you can swipe right if you fancy someone or swipe left for ‘not even if you were the last guy left standing in Deep South at closing time’. In future you will be able to swipe up and send the person a Super Like. It’s Tinder-speak for ‘I so would.’ Or it might also mean ‘Congratulations, you have a stalker.’ We can’t rule that out either. I hear they are launching it first in Australia, because if the Aussies can figure out how to use it, anyone can. You are only allowed a limited number of Super Likes, so using it means you are really interested in someone. Or that you flopped down on the sofa after a big night out and started using Tinder with your beer goggles on. That rarely ends well.