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Hello old stock. We’re having a great summer here in Crookhaven, despite the Supreme Court ruling that we can’t stop people coming into the village just because they don’t own a new Range Rover. The only problem is the weather. The fog was so low the other day that I lost my gin and tonic. Is there any hope at all for August? — Reggie, Crosshaven and Crookhaven.

My main hope is that you’ll stay below in Crookhaven Reggie, so I don’t have to bump in to you around Cork. I’ve looked across all the weather websites. They all say we are looking at 16C and dreary, even the dodgy-looking sites which suggest I might like to meet a young Russian lady in my area. It looks like the only hope is to take a sunshine flight out of Cork Airport. Of course that mightn’t be an option for you Reggie, because they let all sorts fly these days. You might end up sitting next to a plumber. Imagine!