Ask Audrey: 'We banned her from the group because only Norries call it Fitzgerald’s Park'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s tentative on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Don’t Want to Boast About our Easter Break on Social Media in Case Ballinlough Types Break into our House. It’s all about pretending you’re still in Cork. 

Norma_SelfLove shared a photo of herself in Central Park, New York with the caption “Who needs the Big Apple when you can bring the smallies to Fitzgerald Park.” Fifi_YogaGuru said shouldn’t that be Fitzgerald’s Park and we banned her from the group for a month because only Norries call it Fitzgerald’s Park. (It’s like the way they refer to Tesco’s.)