Learner Dad: I don't believe in ghosts but I think we might have a poltergeist

I went to bed believing that our house was haunted by something with a keen interest in kitchen tools

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I think we might have a poltergeist in our house.

I pride myself on never losing stuff. Or at least I always try and put stuff back in its proper place, so I can blame other people if it goes missing. This matters when you are in a house with two kids under 10. The mental effort of trying to find stuff that isn’t in its proper place is enough to push me over the edge. It helps if I can blame someone else.