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Hello it’s Rosealeen from Ballydesmond. Things with my new boyfriend in Bishopstown are flying like a Millstreet Man on Magic Mushrooms. The only problem is one of his new year’s resolutions is to get ‘with it’ as he says himself, and hasn’t he started communicating with me via WhatsApp voice messages. I clicked on one the other day when I was in Dunnes and wasn’t it him going ‘what are you wearing?’, the randy old goat, and next thing I hear ‘something she got in a charity bag’ out of some roaring bitch behind me from the Model Farm Road no doubt. I tried to ring him there and then, to bring a stop to this madness, but didn’t he refuse to answer because it wasn’t a voice message on WhatsApp. I don’t mind being ‘with it’ – didn’t I get a credit card last week – but this is madness. How can I get him to stop?
— Rosealeen, Ballydesmond and Bishopstown.

I rang my Posh Cousin there to ask her if phone calls are considered common now. She didn’t answer. #ThatsAYes