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Sorting out Cork people for ages

We're watching each other like hawks on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who' d Actually Die if We Were Out-Gifted. Dee_ INever CheckMyBankBalance said she still has nightmares about Emer Cronin-Buckley posting a photo of the top that Dee gave her for Christmas last year, with the caption, #ThanksHun, #ThoughtThatCounts, #YouOkForCash?  Next up,  Erica_OldMoneyMerchantPrincess  suggested we should cancel presents this year and give to charity, and I think they probably heard us laughing all the way over in Turner's Cross. Soz now like, but we pay enough in tax all year round,  at least allow us Christmas to think of ourselves instead of others. Anyway, I'm thinking of doing a collage photo of the receipts for the presents I give to the girls this year, captioned with #BeatThatSuckers. Is that passive-aggressive? 

— Jenni, Douglas Road