Denis Lehane: With Tom Cruise jumping off buildings at 62, what chance do us farmers have of taking early retirement?

The only thing sustaining me is the thought of my pension. There will be nothing of the kind, if Cruise doesn't slow down

There he is, leaping off buildings, clinging onto aeroplanes and kissing beautiful women, like a fellow half his age.

For many years now, I have been campaigning to lower the pension age from 65 to 55.

Particularly in farming, where fellows are worn out at 35, never mind 65.