Denis Lehane: Why not be a Swifty farmer at the ploughing?

You're nobody at a Taylor Swift concert unless you're wearing a diaper

In an effort not to miss a beat at a long-winded Taylor Swift concert, many of her loyal fans have taken to the new-fangled fashion trend of wearing an adult diaper. I kid you not.

Have you ever been at a cattle mart and mad anxious to buy cattle, only to lose out on a bidding war over a need to visit the toilet?

It can be deeply frustrating. The right animal comes along at the wrong time. Your need to toss a bid weighed against your need to spend a penny. The mart might be king, but the bladder waits for no man.