Denis Lehane: We Irish farmers are world-renowned experts on rain

Some day I will probably be rewarded for my efforts in farming with a sainthood or perhaps the Nobel Prize for Farming

We see it every day. We have rain in the blood. So, before I left the Hungarian farmer, his baler was churning out bales faster than you could pike dung.

I was in Hungary last week at a Karate event.

I didn't compete myself, for there would be fear amongst experts in the field, that I might kill someone. I can kick like a donkey when backed into a corner.