Christmas gifts to make a holy show of yourself

LOOKING for the perfect seasonal gift to impress your parish priest, or convince your friends you have finally lost it?

Well, hallelujah, your search is over, thanks to strange new religious gifts available on the internet.

They include the Happy Birthday Jesus Tree Topper, a bearded doll to replace the traditional fairy at the top of the Christmas tree. According to its makers, it "lights up when plugged in and has nail prints in both hands".