Terrace Talk: Man United - We can’t just wait for teams to slip up

Congratulations, then, to Everton on their magnificent 1-1 victory at Old Trafford. I say ‘victory’ facetiously because, judging from Duncan Ferguson’s full-time shenanigans, they had clearly won some sort of trophy, right?

Dearie me, Dunc — turn the emotionalism down a bit or you’re going to end up headbutting someone. It’s a long season, after all, as some United fans may already be glumly reflecting.