As we search for some certainty in this short life, Fantasy Premier League is really the last place any of us should be looking.
No sooner had, and been ordained as ‘The Holy Trinity’ of premium defenders than all three failed to reward the faithful.
Bring Alonso in.— FPL Family (Lee) (@FPLFamily) September 15, 2018
Cardiff score their first away goal of the season.
That’s #FPL! 😂
Owners ofat least had the consolation of a personal apology from the defender after his absence from the Man City squad - although we’re all still at a loss as to why.
So many broken hearts today 💔😂 sorry for letting you down guys https://t.co/vUIehFDqp7— Benjamin Mendy (@benmendy23) September 15, 2018
We were even treated to the glorious sight ofmomentarily becoming one of us - tweeting snarky comments to the Official FPL account when things didn’t go his way.
🙄🙄🙄 1st time I got called none... https://t.co/CLERHhnCAx— Marcos Alonso (@marcosalonso03) September 15, 2018
This week also saw the market fortunes of the only player to have risen £0.3m in a single week this season come full circle. The £0.1m profit made by the more enthusiastic sellerscame as cold comfort considering those paltry three points and pair of wasted transfers.
It was also a week of mixed emotions for owners of the new top scorer in the game -.
They may have rejoiced at his demolition of Cardiff, it was also tinged with a nagging feeling of regret.
It wasn’t just that so many had stopped short of captaining him; it was the sobering realisation that their secret weapon suddenly wasn’t so secret anymore. If only he could have continued to tick along - a goal here, goal and assist there - but instead his headline-grabbing hat-trick denied them the gleeful satisfaction of watching their mini-league rivals dither over his inclusion.
Despite being restricted to cameo appearances at the start of the season,is now the only player to boast attacking returns in every Gameweek so far, and seems on the verge of forming an effective partnership with .
With Hazard stating Giroud is probably the best Target man, can Giroud be the perfect punt for the next few games? Stats do prove Giroud - Hazard are the new Costa - Hazard.#FPL #FPLCommunity #Chelsea #Hazard #Giroud pic.twitter.com/q7aiodoEDe— FPL MUMBAI 🇮🇳 (@FplMumbai) September 20, 2018
Could it be that the Belgian is finally about to shake off that “mercurial” tag by adding some consistency to his game?
With so many managers now scrambling to buy, one of the more obvious routes to owning him is provided via a player who has been lacking that very quality of late.
We need to talk about Mo Salah
There’s always been a certain focus and expectation around the most expensive player in FPL, and with good reason. When your sale allows a manager to buy literally any other player in the game using two transfers at most, you really need to pull your weight.
The fact thathas yet to see his price drop is a testament to the level of faith - and fear - he inspires. But after three matches without a goal or assist, that's now at breaking point for many.
A detached reading of his underlying stats will tell you that the Egyptian is “due”. But stats can sometimes lie (otherwise known as 'The Tadic Effect'), and anyone watching Salah's recent performances will tell you that he’s just not firing on all cylinders right now (however considerable those metaphorical cylinders may be).
Goals imminent - Gameweek 6 🙏— FFJoe (@FFScout_Joe) September 20, 2018
🤔Can Salah deliver on excellent underlying stats?
🤔Eriksen and Pogba to shake up the midfield template?
🤔Will Bamybang make @NickTriggerlips happy?
Lots to ponder.
And yes I know Benteke is on it - ignore him he's perma-due.#FPL pic.twitter.com/bKZWA7sUw7
Could it be his troubles with his national FA, a perceived rift with his teammates, or the kind of innocent problem that affects we mere mortals, too?
He was always a shot-happy, bonus-dodging player, but his current goal conversion rate of 8.7% is cause for concern, especially when compared to his 22% rate in the previous season.
The fact that Liverpool face a porousdefence next has convinced many to hold - but these so-called easy games can be a real bear trap in FPL terms.
While they seem to offer the prospect of big points hauls, their very status as winnable games makes them likely opportunities for player rotation - particularly inweeks. Owners will find some comfort in the knowledge that this didn’t happen last year - although that Liverpool didn’t have pushing harder for inclusion with every performance.
Dates of 2017 CL group games with the date of next PL game and how many minutes Salah played in it...— Martin H (@Martin_SE5) September 18, 2018
13 Sep - 16 Sep (90)
26 Sep - 1 Oct (84)
17 Oct - 22 Oct (90)
1 Nov - 4 Nov (90)
21 Nov - 25 Nov (90)
6 Dec - 10 Dec (67)
It’s a big decision to make, one that will surely have profound implications for our seasons. If you’re still struggling, try asking yourself - is Salah a player I am happy to captain at least half of the time?
Captaining Salah at home to SOU should be a decision that no one has to think about. You expect that from a £13m player, yet here we are debating it.— FPL Strategist (@FPLStrategist) September 19, 2018
It begs the question, if we have to think about captaining him at home in a good fixture, why is he in our teams? #FPL #GW6 pic.twitter.com/sSnaSsVe2V
If the answer is “no”, it might be time to spend that money elsewhere, either this week or next.
Just don’t feel that you necessarily have to sell him to fund moves for the likes of Hazard,or an under-the-radar ahead of City's current list of upcoming victims.
Expected Goals gw 5— Adam Hopcroft (@ahopcroft13) September 15, 2018
B Silva .70
D Silva .67
First consider if you can cobble the funds together by opting for some of the new breed of cheaper players who have been lighting up FPL of late.
Rise of the cheapies
It was the welcome sight of FPL darlingcoming off their bench that prevented many Mendy owning from a full-scale meltdown last week. The Palace right-back is owned by just under a quarter of FPL managers - one can only assume the other 75% have a good reason not to?
confounded injury doubts to record his second double-digit points haul of the season so far. The Cherries play Burnley on Saturday, who have conceded a table-topping 30 chances on their right flank.
Depending on what approach you take with his stats,is either a terrible pick, or an inspired one. The Wolves man must be the envy of strikers around the league - chance after chance is laid at his feet, and he need only convert one to keep his place.
Finally, many have dismissed the potential of, saying that he won't score those 'worldies' every week - but isn't that what was said last week, too?
Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg - €4.4 - Here's an extreme value for you. After not playing the first two weeks and logging a -1 performance in week 3, he's put up 19 points in the past two weeks with 2 goals and a clean sheet. On a team where He'll get the chances, he's a great add now. pic.twitter.com/6BoueViche— We Know Fantasy (@weknowfantasy) September 19, 2018
While it’s true that his previous scoring record means we can't expect regular returns, we can at least give him credit for being a regular starter who likes a shot, playing for a reasonably attack-minded team. Paying £4.4m for that in FPL is not to be sniffed at.
FPL managers were handed some tough lessons bylast week.
Those who sold him on the basis of his injury doubt lost out on probably the best value midfielder in the game currently.
Those who benched him found out what most of us have also had to learn the hard way - that being to always pick the first 11 that you want to play. Bench cameos are always possible but they’re rare - just because a player might be on his team’s bench doesn’t mean he should be on yours, too.
is not simply heavily involved in Chelsea's impressive attacking play - he is the focus of it.
Despite playing relatively few minutes, he has received more passes in the final third than any other midfielder - his 179 dwarfing second-placed David Silva's 119. He's similarly top for both touches and passes in the final third, successful take-ons and that most crucial of attacking stats - goals.
His manager’s reaction to this?
Sarri says Hazard is expending too much energy far from goal, touching the ball too much in the middle third of the pitch. Says he can score “30, 35 goals” if he focuses fully on the final third #cfc— Liam Twomey (@liam_twomey) September 15, 2018
Comments like these from club managers should either be music to the ears of those who own Hazard, or menacingly loud alarm bells to those who don't. If you're not hearing either, you're just not listening hard enough.
has been generating a lot of buzz this week, having leapfrogged to the top of the defenders' table when it comes to shots in the box.
With Wolves facing against Man United in GW6, many FPL managers are keeping their powder dry for now, but be warned - the attack-minded Ireland international won't be available at this price for long.
At some point in the season,will become a major factor. The various merits of how and when to acquire him for our FPL sides will be discussed at length here and elsewhere, that's just a given.
This is not that time.
Harry Kane this season compared to last:— FPL Prince (@TheFPLPrince) September 19, 2018
Goals per 90 mins:
Touches in opp. box per 90:
Top of the League
What's this? A new name at the top of the Official Irish Examiner League (join code: 19990-119302)? Yep, it's Kevin Barber and his Westbrom 18, who are top after Gameweek 5 after - you guessed it - a Hazard captaincy and Ryan Fraser return. Brian O'Callaghan's Longballmerchants are up to second as last week's leader Emmett Hickey sees his FredTheRed side slip to fifth.