‘Generate a Random Annoyed Footballer’ and lose half your day

“Lionel Messi is in a right mood because you didn’t come to his gig.”

It’s Monday, you’re bored and there’s no World Cup tonight. Sigh.

Wanna annoy some footballers?

The good folk over at the Dancing Henry Almanac have come up with a ‘Random Annoyed Footballer’ generator, providing a parade of ticked-off players upset for many different reasons.

Combining the pre-match arms-folded pictures of footballers and captions giving the reasons why they are cross is totally pointless and endlessly entertaining.

You can play here but be warned, you will stay clicking for a ridiculous length of time.