Terrace Talk: Man United - Outgunned, but not out of the race yet

Greetings once more from Paris, where I am covering the presidential election, the result of which is due, as I write, in an hour’s time.

Two bitter rivals, the older of whom suddenly looks very dated, with the handsome younger one starting the favourite for the ultimate prize, and...

Ah, you’re ahead of me. Yes, that intro does work just fine for the Emirates match, too. And judging by what I’ve just seen on the telly, in this bar — accompanied by an alarming number of local Gooners, now Frenchily hooting into my face — I took the right decision to Bogartese “I’ll always have Paris”.