TERRACE TALK: Man United: Who gets more hostile press - Jose Mourinho or Donald Trump?

A tired and emotional hack, scrabbling about for kickstarting inspiration before a Sunday night deadline, loves an anniversary hookline. 

For example, both Liverpool and United won yesterday, so into view potentially hoved “a great day for all Reds on the 99th birthday of the Russian Revolution...”

Mmm. A bit mass-murdery, so perhaps not.