TERRACE TALK: Chelsea - A rare glimpse of passion from players at Stamford Bridge

Is there anything better than a 94th minute goal? Yes — a 98th minute goal — especially one that upsets the queen mother of football managers, Roberto Martinez. It’s a MINIMUM of minutes Roberto — live with it. Course, if your players hadn’t done the equivalent of two laps of the pitch when they thought they’d scored the winner, things could have been so different.

I have to admit, snatching points away from Martinez was particularly sweet for me, as the Spaniard just sets my teeth on edge. I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s those pathetic puppy dog eyes, or the cardigans, or the fact that he is hailed as a managerial genius without actually having achieved much.

He tells us he has the best defender in the league, the best midfielder and the best striker — so how come Everton are 11th then? Only three places above ourselves who have a woeful defence, an even worse midfield and a “limited” strike force.