TERRACE TALK: Man United - ‘Anyone but Louis van Gaal’ as Old Trafford revolts

Wait! Don’t run away! There’ll be nothing about Saturday’s horror match here, save to note that no Moyes team was ever booed off as vociferously as Van Gaal’s shower was at full time.

No, today is a time to watch a scaffold being built. We’re all tricoteuses now, and we will not be putting aside our knitting until we see some heads roll.

Evidence? Try two polls on the Red Issue website. The Manichean one asked whether fans would rather see LVG sacked today and José appointed, or the incumbent allowed to see out his contract.