ONE of my Red Issue website colleagues punted this as his entry to our ‘find-a-chant-for-Dimi’ contest a couple of weeks ago: “Have you heard the word / the Berb is the word … (repeat ad nauseam)”

AND with one late bound, they were free. Not just United on Saturday, but Chelsea too. Twice over, it would seem: Lampard’s goal is being credited with saving Scolari’s job, of course, but there’s also the matter of their very future as a club.