Terrace Talk: Liverpool: Motormouth Brendan Rodgers is playing us all for suckers

“I now declare these 2015 Blame Games open.”

Normally you’d have royalty do this sort of thing. Get the fat parasite toffs off their arses and actually do something for their billions (they’re worse than footballers), but since nobody else seems interested in the plight of Liverpool FC any more it’s left to me.

Just don’t hand me any kind of torch, because in this mood you never know what’ll happen. The whole place might go up. Everyone is turning on each other. The pain won’t go away but at least you can inflict it on somebody else and make them miserable too.