TERRACE TALK: Reaction from the weekend’s top Premier League action

Woodward has one week to save season

I was going to compile some fans’ comments for you that I picked up about United’s performance yesterday. Unfortunately, after removing all the swear words, death threats, and suicide jokes, I was left with only this: “The way it’s going, are we going to be like Eskimos and snow — except that in our case, it’s about poo? As in needing about a hundred different words for the various shades of it?”

I tried to make my own list of failings, but it turned out to be a copy ‘n’ paste from last week’s column after the Swansea humiliation: “slow, unimaginative, craven...” You get the picture.