No fancy stuff for Samba boys

Brazilian coach Luiz Felipe Scolari has put down some terms and conditions for players hoping to have sex during this summer’s World Cup.

Scolari, who imposed a player sex ban during the 2002 tournament — which Brazil won — has a more relaxed approach this year. Well, to a point.

“Normal sexual intercourse made in a balanced way (is okay), but there are certain forms, certain ways and others who do acrobatics. And that, no,” said Scolari.