Fletcher return adds to the joy

It has been open season on Manchester United this campaign.

Rubberneckers have gawped and guffawed at David Moyes’ ongoing travails at Old Trafford, with a 20-year history book of Premier League supremacy not just tinged in sepia but consigned to the back shelf by some.

While tatty Ta Ra Fergie bedsheets and terrace angst used to convey Red misery in the late 80s, electronic indignation now rules. #MoyesOut trends on Twitter on match days.