Mario could be more than just City arm candy

BREAK-UPS are never easy, least of all when the person doing the breaking is being so nasty about it.

All they ever wanted was love. Oh, their friends warned them about their high maintenance Latin lover, but they were, as always, utterly oblivious to caution. Now he’s shown them up in front of everyone and they have to wipe away their tears, re-apply their make-up and try to move on. The obvious course of revenge is out.

Carlos Tevez only has one friend anyway, Kia Joorabchian, and he’d probably invoice you if you tried to sleep with him. That leaves one option. To find a younger, hotter lover.