Soccer: Fourth tops

SO IT’S official — Liverpool aren’t very good after all. Chaps like me can safely be ignored, but if you’ve a few shares the chairman is obliged to acknowledge what’s been painfully obvious for months.

Last week's AGM was pretty lively. Put into tranquilliser form, they'd normally poleaxe 100 stampeding elephants.

The one I attended in 2000 was bad enough. A cleaning lady woke me up the morning after. Even then, it was clear what sort of man runs this club.