Masters Don’ts: 10 things that won’t wash at Augusta

Listen to Big Ron if you don't want to embarrass yourself in Georgia.

1. Tweeting: See how many retweets you can get before you’re thrown out the gates. Ian Poulter and Graeme McDowell have been reprimanded in the past for posting photos from the course online. All electronic devices are prohibited on the grounds. In fact, the camera drones favoured by some broadcasters aren’t permitted either.

2. Running: Pegging it along the course paths first thing in the morning to get a prime vantage point at 16 or 18 isn’t acceptable here. Running is strictly banned. Speedwalking is fine, but the marshalls are stricter than anything Rob Heffernan will encounter.