Storey: We’ll be trimmed by Rangers if not careful

For Martin Storey, the decision by the Oulart-the-Ballagh panel to sign up for Movember and grow facial hair wasn’t much of a stretch. He fell in line with that plan very easily, thank you very much.

“There’s been a slagging match but it’s being done for charity. Everyone’s coming up with a different one,” he explained.

“Some lads have the handle bars and some lads have the little ‘taches and then some lads have I don’t know what you may call it. It’s only a bit of craic. They’re all jeering me because I’ve always had a moustache. I’ve just let it grow a little bit longer.”