Hammered: football, just how low can you go?

WEST HAM were finally nailed over Tevez, ending two years of outrageous buck-passing and selective eyesight.

Sheffield United will now haggle over money, just as Spurs did over Berbatov and Keane, just like everyone does in the end.

The cockneys became prickly and cited Sheffield’s atrocious results to prove relegation was their own fault, missing the point entirely. The rules were broken. That has cost clubs points in the past: Leeds, Bournemouth, Luton, Rotherham.