Chelsea mentality the kind of logic we Reds enjoy

WITH the typical charmlessness we have come to expect from the Blue bums, Chelsea’s website on Saturday announced John Terry’s return thus: “not since Napoleon’s return in 1815 has a comeback been as eagerly awaited as this.”

Blimey. Yes, it sure put Paris suffering the Nazi occupation for four years awaiting De Gaulle in its place.

Typical of Chelsea’s Year Zero mindset too, in its lack of historical knowledge: the rest of us all know what happened to Napoleon 100 days after his return. And what awaits Chelsea 100 days from Saturday? The crunch clash with Arsenal which, if results continue to go as par until then, will be the day Chelsea lose their title to United.