Tommy Martin: Ruben Amorim has decided to ride the Man Utd dragon and see where it takes him

It's a blessed relief for Premier League scriptwriters that Ruben Amorim has ditched the measured tones of the tight-trousered modern coach and gone pure Jose.

SHOCK THERAPY: Ruben Amorim appears to be trying to jolt Manchester United out of the slumber it has been in since 2013. Pic: Martin Rickett, PA Wire.

Bloody hell, with this Ruben Amorim character, the Manchester United writers have really outdone themselves.

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