Suarez’s taste for biting since he was a snapper
Chompeones! Chompeones! He’s the molar opposite of everything a professional footballer should be!! The lad is dental as anything! Where the world sees Gigi Buffon he sees Gigi Buffet! Enough already — that’s my little contribution to the picnic basket of fun. For more, much more, of this sort of thing, see the Twittersphere.
The alternative approach for the football hack is to reluctantly abandon the comfort zone of reporting on groin strains and tweaked hammers, don a most solemn expression, indulge in a spot of chin-stroking, ostentatiously clear the throat and let rip with a crack at the old pop psychology.
