Klopp cuddles way to top

“We cried for 20 minutes, in each other’s arms, when he left.”
We must be careful, of course, since it was Klopp — in a marvellous interview with the Guardian — who provided us with that image. If it is a faithful account, it may explain Shinji’s early struggles at Old Trafford. A man incapable of extricating himself after, at most, a minute or two, and mumbling, ‘boss, this is getting weird’, was not quite ready to face Fergie.