He’s now, if not fitter, richer and happier than when he played.

Cunningham has just completed a Sport and Recreation college course.

Before her fight this morning she would have read the same Bible verses and listened to the same Christian songs on her iPod

Never mind Trap’s much-anticipated squad announcement on Monday.

As Bart Simpson — and latterly thousands of football fans — have said, you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half.

There’s a hackneyed old cliché which should be clipped out of the storyboards of those who create adverts, TV shows and movies.

Let’s take a quick head count of Munster’s starting XV against Ulster in the Heineken Cup quarter-final.

There’s a great scene in Amadeus where Mozart is staring at a couple of extravagant, expensive wigs, unable to decide which to wear out and about in Vienna that evening.

If you had a setback in life like Simon Baker, you’d hope to react in a similar way; with a kick.

Archimedes had his famous eureka moment while sitting in the bath. Paul Watson — like many of us — had his while sitting on his couch.