Trust the Processor: Putting three food processors through their paces

From bread to diced vegetables, Kya deLongchamps puts three food processors through their culinary paces

The KitchenAid Matcha (€693) can swallow up to 1kg of all-purpose flour and the quality is perceptible from the first broken egg sliding down into the master 4.8l bowl.

I’m an enthusiastic but sloppy baker and an apprentice preserver. Creating havoc in the kitchen is a nerve-soothing bit of ASMR and I love it. 

My efforts save on food bills (at least that’s the propaganda), and it’s a perfect way to tickle up some homemade gifting when doing my little social circuit. Lightly dusted in ingredients, I’m never empty-handed on a winter doorstep, even if there’s a barely stifled groan on flipping back the gingham on a mangled bread or erupted drizzle cake. Tip: throw in a fresh 1-euro tea towel to disguise surface damage.