Fight for freedom

I LEARN from Gwynne Dyer (‘Iran hardly deserves to be a strike target,’ Irish Examiner, January 21) that the US intends to invade that country because it has plans for developing nuclear weapons.

Hey, I’ve decided I want to earn George Bush’s approval. I’ll uphold the values of justice, equality and freedom.

I’m going to go round the world liberating the oppressed and destroying anyone with big, nasty weapons of mass destruction. I’m going to invade America.