Explosive solution to fairylight pollution

DEAR Santa, please pass over the chimneys of all those winking idiots who have exposed you and the rest of us to the shock/horror effects of their garishly lit houses.

PS: Can I have one tonne of redundant north Kerry Semtex? Thanks.

Sean O Mochóir

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