Simply being average is nothing to be ashamed of

THAT day still haunts us: my best friend and I picked up our Leaving Cert results and felt the dull thud of something that was pitiable even then ā we were irrevocably average and now we had the grades to prove it.
We kept schtum, of course, because nobody wanted to hear from a pair of underperforming school-leavers who had done āall right, reallyā in what continues to be an overhyped and overvalued indicator of human intelligence or worse, human worth.