Dustin the Turkey reveals political campaign 'to fix Ireland'

Over next series of tweets I'll be bringing you the Poultry Party's Ten Point Plan to fix Ireland. #VoteDustin #GE16
— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 21, 2016
The chart-topping musician and broadcaster announced that the group plans to "Close the midlands," and, in echoes of Trump’s presidential campaign in America, to "build a wall around Dublin and make the culchies pay for it."