Glass farce as Enda puts press in their box

Enda Kenny made political history yesterday when he appeared to hold a press conference with just one little thing missing — the press.

Journalists massed at Government Buildings for the launch of the Coalition’s green initiative only to be blocked from approaching our ever more timid Taoiseach.

The Government’s masters of bad publicity informed a bemused media Enda would not be taking any questions, only posing for soft focus photos, so we should all do as we were told and toddle off home.